Here, in no particular order, are five quirky work/dating stories for your enjoyment that I have personally experienced or heard firsthand…
· I once witnessed a lady pull a few strands of her hair out and place them in her food. She then promptly called the manager over to complain and request a free meal.
· I use to work as an Admissions Representative at a college and I once had a person approach me and ask if we offered a degree in Electric Shock Therapy.
· There was a manager that I worked with that I swear didn’t know how to tell time. I would tell him we were having a meeting at 1:45 and he would say, ‘No, we are meeting at a quarter till two.’
· I had a job where I would critique resumes so people could find jobs. I had to repeatedly explain that email addresses like whitetrash and sexychocolate were not appropriate unless you planned to work in a strip club!
· I had a friend set me up on a blind date and the guy was completely obnoxious. Within the first few minutes of meeting, he said I had “just made the cut.” When I asked what he was referring to, he said that he has three rules: 1) Woman must live alone 2) Woman must be twenty-one 3) Woman must not like foo-foo drinks. Hmm.. let me interpret- you want a woman legally old enough to get drunk on cheap liquor and then crash at her place. Lucky me!
