Cast your vote now. Who do you think should receive the most obnoxious co-worker award?
Sally: Sally and I worked together at a local bank. Her favorite make-up was the orange foundation that she caked on in layers. It got everywhere-on her clothes, on the money and all over her keyboard. In the year that we worked together, she only had three outfits that she wore- one of which was a form fitting black dress that showed off her belly that resembled a seven month pregnant woman. She cackled and snorted when she laughed and chomped her gum loudly as she waited on customers. She was single.
Marvin: Marvin was a real class act. He volunteered to raise money for a charity at work, but then told everyone he was only doing it because the volunteers got a free meal. He also insisted on getting reimbursed for the two dollars he spent on day old donuts when we went to a conference. The same trip he wouldn’t let me ride in the front seat even though I get sick in the back seat on long trips. He was also single.
Darren: Darren was a real character. He made it clear that women were second in command at his house. He also had a picture to back it up. A picture of his wife vacuuming- with a look of death on her face. He also ate the most disgusting lunches. One time I witnessed him eat a cold can of peas and a raw onion like an apple. He then poured the pea juice in a cup and had that for his drink. Somehow he was married.
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